I AM AN ABUSED VAGINA!
Greek Girl, bend over and touch your ankles because I am suing your ass for vaginal neglect and endangerment! Earlier this morning, I tumbled out of my Barbie highchair and busted my clit into the floor. I screamed for help for over an hour! An hour, bitch!
Okay, fine, I gurgled for help in between mouthfuls of vodka, but you still should have come running like the little house bitch you are! And you can quit laughing now, you neglectful skank! Nobody is laughing here, except for you! There is nothing funny about abused vaginas!
Anyway, the boring loser has the day off today, which means that the Angry Vagina is large and in charge! This is my fuckery parade now, and if I say, "March!" you better say, "April!" Hee, hee! God, this tequila is good!