Man Candy Of The Day: Ewan McGregor
When I was about five years old, my father said to me, “You know, it takes a real man to wear a skirt! This is why the Greek national army does it. And this is why the Scottish military regiments do it! Always remember that! Real men wear skirts!” Um. Yeah. Papa, were you trying to tell me something? I always wondered why you were such a good cook. Dammit! All those years wasted! You mean to tell me that instead of playing with my friends on the weekends, I could have been downing shots of apple juice in a gay club on Castro Street? I feel robbed! ROBBED, I tell you! Yeah, thanks a lot for ruining my childhood, Papa!