Baba Yaga’s UNHCR Video Tribute
After watching the above video and laughing hysterically for over an hour, all I can do is try to set the record straight for some of these pictures:
Cambodia 2001 – Baba Yaga sees two unaccompanied children racing each other along a lonely dirt road. Acting on impulse, she leaps behind a bush and pulls a string across the path. Moments later, the two children trip over the string and land bodily into the dirt. Springing up from her hiding place, Baba Yaga clubs them over the head with her dislocated arm, then scoops them into an empty sack. Casting a nervous glance around her, Baba Yaga races over the hills, heading towards her cauldron in the woods. That night, Baba Yaga makes preteen primavera for the very first time.
Kosovo 2003 – Baba Yaga stops a woman in the street and politely asks her where the nearest orphanage is. Once the woman has served her purpose, Baba Yaga snaps her neck and dumps her body into the water. “No loose ends,” Baba Yaga murmurs, obsessively scrubbing the blood off her hands. “No loose ends...”
Tanzania 2003 – Baba Yaga organizes the first-ever Roast A Child festival. The festivities begin with the traditional Danse Macabre, which Baba Yaga first performed back in the fifteenth century.
Chad 2004 – Baba Yaga sits with her child captives, waiting for the terrified villagers to bring her cauldron to a boil. “Add salt! Add SALT!” she screams. “And some olive oil, too! I don’t want to have to scrape the bottom of that cauldron. It’s pewter! That shit costs money!”
Thailand 2004 – Baba Yaga barters with a young mother over the lives of her two children. “Okay, how do we do this? I have a couple of blankets outside. Two blankets in exchange for two children. Do we have a deal? What? You don’t want blankets? Okay, fine. Well, how about a bag of blow and a razor blade to cut it with? NO? GODDAMMIT! Well, how about I wake up my wig and tell her to maul your face off? Oh, you’ll take the blankets? Oh, good!”
Thailand 2009 – Baba Yaga smiles serenely while a group of terrified children tremble in her makeshift hut. “Oh, you are so welcome,” Baba Yaga says to the clueless parents. “It is my honor to watch your children tonight. We’re going to have so much fun! Right, children?” *brandishes her meat tenderizer at them, prompting them to nod quickly*
Haiti 2009 – Baba Yaga makes casual conversation with an injured child. “So, with your leg all busted up, you won’t be able to run very quickly, huh? Hee, hee, good! I mean, you’ll taste good! I mean, what a shame!”
Ecuador 2010 – A tearful mother shows Baba Yaga a photo of her missing child. “Have you seen her?” she sobs, looking at Baba Yaga with pleading eyes. “Her name is Cassie and she’s been missing since last night! We think somebody snatched her from her bed!” Baba Yaga leans over and examines the photo, picking her teeth with the finger bone of a small child. “Hmmm. Nope. Never saw her in my life. Well, take care now. We’re off to play soccer.”
Malta 2011 – Baba Yaga addresses the group of villagers who followed her into the woods and discovered her secret. “No, I’m afraid I can’t let you out. And before you start screaming again, may I remind you that you got yourselves into this situation? You people just had to be nosy, didn’t you? You just had to follow me into the woods last night. Well, you’ve left me no choice, have you? Which is a shame, really, considering I have nothing against you. And I hope you’re happy because I had to abandon my cauldron full of sibling soup. Sure, I can heat it up again tonight, but it won’t taste the same.”
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LMAOOOOOO! This is epic! Especially when you match the pictures up with the comments!
Oct 4 at 10:01amlmao, twin! These are the scariest campfire tales ever!
Oct 4 at 10:04amI am laughing so hard, I am wheezing! RMG, exactly! When you match AG's comments up with the pictures in the video, it kills you!
Oct 4 at 10:06amJen, I know! And just in time for the Halloween season!
Oct 4 at 10:06amSounds like the more likely scenario. At least you tell us just what she actually DOES instead of just expecting everyone to take something for nothing.
Oct 4 at 10:08amAG, you've just outdone yourself ! You outdone yourself every day !
Oct 4 at 10:08amMon amie, you're bloody brilliant...and funny as hell !
"Baba Yaga organizes the first-ever Roast A Child festival. The festivities begin with the traditional Danse Macabre, which Baba Yaga first performed back in the fifteenth century." HAHAHAHAHA!
Oct 4 at 10:08amHow can Loons watch the evolution of Baba Yaga's face and still screech she looks exactly the same?
I mean, even if one failed to notice her terrifying facial expressions.
Oct 4 at 10:08amOF, the loons are celebrating already - every day, they go from trailer to trailer, dressed up as Jabba the Hutt and taking everyone's junk food.
Oct 4 at 10:09amThere you are, Head Troll! Good morning!
Oct 4 at 10:11amJen, I can't eat anything before reading your comments! LMAO!
Oct 4 at 10:11amHead troll is back ! Bonjour, Lady !
Oct 4 at 10:11amI suppose the Loons are watching this over and over. Lucky us!
Oct 4 at 10:12amHi there, OF! Sorry I'm late!
Oct 4 at 10:13amAG, I haven't laughed this hard in days!
Oct 4 at 10:13amBonjour, darlin!
Oct 4 at 10:13amHi, Head Troll! We were wondering where you were!
Oct 4 at 10:13amHahahahahahahahahahaha! I laughed so much I almost puked up my guts!
Oct 4 at 10:14amJust glad you're here, honey!
Oct 4 at 10:14amhttp://i.imgur.com/EchmW.gif
And, let's not forget GB:
http://i.imgur.com/zzvOm.gif
Oct 4 at 10:15amYOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY FREAK?? YOU'RE A DISGUSTING PERSON MAKING FUN OF ANGIE'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS!!!
Oct 4 at 10:16amThis post was EPIC. Is that a new or old photo of Yaga? She actually appears to have some tissue and skin on her face.
Bunny Rabbit I loved your cake for SGF! Do you think he knows what to do with those?
Oct 4 at 10:16amSHE'S BEEN HELPING PEOPLE FOR OVER 10 YEARS AND NO, SHE DOESN'T COOK CHILDREN!! GO TELL IT TO CHINNIFER!!!
Oct 4 at 10:17amAnd just what has she accomplished, Capsie! Name ONE thing!
Oct 4 at 10:17amBonjour Capsielitta. (I am trying to pretend I know other languages).
Angie's scams are not accomplishments.,
Oct 4 at 10:17amHead Troll, those are two of my favorites from FFP! Insightful!
Oct 4 at 10:18amCapsie, what are you on about? Baba Yaga has been taking advantage of people for over 10 years, you mean?
Oct 4 at 10:19amHelping people by taking pictures of herself with them? Yeah, that's helpful. Angry Greek, why didn't you just take some pictures of yourself with Slutty Gay Friend yesterday versus actually doing something to help him? I am sure you looked sassy in your PJs---those would have been great pictures.
Oct 4 at 10:19amDairy Queef, I'm right here, and my twin tells me all kinds of things. Tell me, again, about all the helpful things you've put in her inbox? Then let's talk about your definition of a good person.
Oct 4 at 10:20amFFP was right on the money with those gifs, Head Troll!
Oct 4 at 10:20amYes Old Fogey!! Baba Yaga has been an opportunistic predator and shameless exploiter of children, causes and refugees for at least ten years. HOW DARE YOU DETRACT FROM HER ANGRRGRRY GFREEK DIKE NOT DYKE
Oct 4 at 10:21amLOL, drpamful! Jen, absolutely right! The loons are hippo-crites.
Oct 4 at 10:21amDesperate and pathetic you stupid Freak. Angie is known for her good works and you won't change that. Keep hatin'!
Oct 4 at 10:22amBRAVO Head Troll- just two more reasons why FFPS is a legend!
Oct 4 at 10:23amNo, TJ, she is known for her PHOTOS of her with refugees. Not her work, since no one knows just what the hell she does.
Oct 4 at 10:24amTeam Jolie- nope that is not what Trampie is known for. I think hands down the making out with your brother thing gets top billing. Not many would do that so she gets top billing. I hate when others try to detract from her accomplishments.
Oct 4 at 10:24amMeanwhile Anustain's midget is on drugs again.
Oct 4 at 10:24amI'd be on drugs too if I had to put up with her
Oct 4 at 10:25amShe doesn't cook children. She eats them raw tar tar
Oct 4 at 10:25amI love it! Midgets on Drugs! That would be an awesome muscial.
Oct 4 at 10:26amUGH! I would love to stay here and kick loon ass with all you wonderful hos!! But, I have to go get drug tested for my new job. And why is it that I can never remember my password? Love to you all!! NO! Not you LOONS!!
-Becca M Mesecher
Oct 4 at 10:26amUGH! I would love to stay here and kick loon ass with all you wonderful hos!! But, I have to go get drug tested for my new job. And why is it that I can never remember my password? Love to you all!! NO! Not you LOONS!!
-Becca M Mesecher
Oct 4 at 10:26amUGH! I would love to stay here and kick loon ass with all you wonderful hos!! But, I have to go get drug tested for my new job. And why is it that I can never remember my password? Love to you all!! NO! Not you LOONS!!
-Becca M Mesecher
Oct 4 at 10:26amRight, Cunt Wad, because you're so full of love. You love everyone - except homosexuals, people of color, hos, have I left anyone out?
Oct 4 at 10:26amNo, you got everything, Jen. Good job!
Oct 4 at 10:29amTJ, get a hobby. Anything. Take up competitive speed eating. Just shut up.
Oct 4 at 10:29amBecca, that triple post was divine!
Capsie says all gay people do drugs, so I don't know why they are testing you.
Oct 4 at 10:30amObviously Caps is not on the board of directors where Becca is seeking employment. Hmm. Wonder why Capsie is not on the board of directors................................
Oct 4 at 10:31amI was laughing so hard at this post, several coworkers kept offering me water! Oh my God!
Oct 4 at 10:31amHey, Head Troll! Good to see you! Good to see all of the expensive hos today!
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