Baba Yaga Got Goat Bitch A Waterfall

Baba Yaga Got Goat Bitch A Waterfall

SINCE I HAVE RUN OUT OF BRIGHT IDEAS THIS MORNING, I THOUGHT I WOULD GO AHEAD AND CHANNEL CAPSIE FOR THE DURATION OF THIS POST. AFTER ALL, IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN YELLING ABOUT HENS AND OVARIES AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS? WELL, IF THERE IS, I HAVE YET TO FIND IT!

SO LISTEN UP, ALL YOU BARREN HAGS! THIS CHRISTMAS, MY ANGIE DECIDED TO GIFT BRAD WITH HIS VERY OWN WATERFALL IN CALIFORNIA! OH MY GOD! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I BET THEY HAD LOTS OF HOT SEX THAT NIGHT! OH MY GOD! I AM AS MOIST AS A SNACK CAKE JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!

MEANWHILE, ANUSTAIN TOOK HER MIDGET TO THE CIRCUS AND GOT HIM AN ACTING JOB! HA! I CRACK MYSELF UP! GOD, I HATE BABY JANE SO MUCH! FOR SOME REASON, I CAN NEVER GET HER BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HAIR OUT OF MY HEAD. EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES, I SEE HER PERKY BREASTS AND FIRM BOTTOM DANCING IN FRONT OF ME. WHY? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME? WHY AM I HAVING THESE INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS? I HATE HER AND YET, I LONG TO KISS THOSE SOFT LIPS AND WHISPER SWEET WORDS INTO THOSE DELICATE SEASHELL EARS.

NO! NO! I CAN'T BE HAVING THOSE THOUGHTS! THEY ARE UNCLEAN! STUFF THEM DOWN! STUFF THEM DOWN! BURY THEM UNDERNEATH COOKIES AND CANDY AND ASSORTED PIES! GODDAMN YOU, HAGISTON! JUST FOR THAT, I'M GONNA VISIT YOUR I.M.D.B. PAGE AND CALL YOU A LEATHER-FACE TROLLOP UNTIL MY GIRL ERECTION GOES DOWN!

PS: GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS! SHILOH LOOKS JUST LIKE HER DADDY! VIVIENNE IS SUCH A LITTLE LADY! ANGIE IS SO HUMBLE AND KIND! POPPA PITT IS SO SEXY! WHY CAN’T I FIT THROUGH THE DOOR ANYMORE?

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Comments:

The French Knight
The French Knight said:

Hahahahahahaha ! Even sick and "out and bright ideas", you're still the funniest, AG ! That post cracked me up ^____^

Jan 3 at 11:08am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

That was an awesome Capsie impersonation, au fait :)

Jan 3 at 11:09am
Casper
Casper said:

Buahahahahahahahahahaha! Cracking up!

Jan 3 at 11:14am
Rudolph's SCRAM bracelet
Rudolph's SCRAM bracelet said:

lmao, twin! You got it right - you didn't even offer Pammykins any holiday salutations!

Jan 3 at 11:14am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

AG, I think I just crapped my diaper! Jen, exactly! No holiday greetings! Poor Pammykins!

Jan 3 at 11:19am
Anonymous Bitch said:

(Applause) wonderful job. :)

Now... (summons priests and nutritionists), the exorcism. Don't worry, AG... this shouldn't take more than a minute.

Jan 3 at 11:20am
AG's Hetero Male
AG's Hetero Male said:

LMAO, Greek Girl! That was dead-on! I love the "I'm as moist as a snack cake" line!

Jan 3 at 11:22am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

Excellent, AB :)
Yes, at first I was afraid...so many capital letters ! I wondered what was going on :)

Jan 3 at 11:22am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

AB, an exorcism is right! :)

Jan 3 at 11:22am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

Hey, bonjour, AGHM ! How are you ?

Jan 3 at 11:22am
AG's Hetero Male
AG's Hetero Male said:

French Knight, I was scared too! I thought Capsie had hacked the blog!

Jan 3 at 11:23am
AG's Hetero Male
AG's Hetero Male said:

I'm good, my friend! How are you doing?

Jan 3 at 11:23am
Slutty Gay Friend
Slutty Gay Friend said:

holy shit! i was worried for a minute there!

Jan 3 at 11:25am
Slutty Gay Friend
Slutty Gay Friend said:

handsome and aghm, lmao! i had the same thoughts!

Jan 3 at 11:25am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

Fine, fine,mon cher...always prospecting for a new job. It takes time but I will succeed, I know it. I'm always optimistic :)

Jan 3 at 11:27am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

Ah, SGF...great minds think alike :)

Jan 3 at 11:27am
Rudolph's SCRAM bracelet
Rudolph's SCRAM bracelet said:

In fact this post is so classy, it gets the all-new 2012 Stamp! Behold!

http://i41.tinypic.com/11bjg93.jpg

Jan 3 at 11:28am
AG's Gay Male
AG's Gay Male said:

Hahahahahaha! I always suspected Capsie was secretly in love with Jen! :)

Jan 3 at 11:29am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

That is a beautiful new stamp, Jen ! Magnifique !

Jan 3 at 11:29am
Team Wig
Team Wig said:

AG, my stomach is literally cramping! That was so awesome! By the way, I can't believe this bitch got the goat a waterfall! She's probably planning to drown him.

Jan 3 at 11:30am
Team Wig
Team Wig said:

Jen, hahahahahaha! I love your new stamp!

Jan 3 at 11:30am
Anonymous Bitch said:

HNY, AGHM... didn't see you yesterday.

OF and TFK, fortunately the priests have been successful! AG is not longer possessed! Good thing, otherwise, SGF would have to wrestle cheetos away from her later and he already had that time scheduled for wrestling the AV off the floor lamp before nightfall!

Jan 3 at 11:31am
Anonymous Bitch said:

Jen, can The Stamp get The Stamp?

Jan 3 at 11:33am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

Late here, I have to leave. I'll try to come back before sleep as usual.
In the meantime, have a nice afternoon/evening, mes amis !

Jan 3 at 11:33am
AG's Hetero Male
AG's Hetero Male said:

Handsome Devil, I am really rooting for you! I'm glad you're optimistic! You'll get there!

Jan 3 at 11:34am
AG's Hetero Male
AG's Hetero Male said:

Happy New Year, AB! I hope you have a great 2012 filled with lots of creative bursts!

Jan 3 at 11:34am
AG's Hetero Male
AG's Hetero Male said:

Jen, that is beautiful! You get my approval!

Jan 3 at 11:34am
AG's Hetero Male
AG's Hetero Male said:

See you later, my friend! I might have to leave in a minute too, but I'll stick around as long as I can!

Jan 3 at 11:35am
Anonymous Bitch said:

TW, omg... I thought the same thing...

One article said GB had dreamed of a house filled with the sound of running water. A broken toilet or a faucet left running would accomplish the same thing. With less chance of, um, mishaps.

Jan 3 at 11:35am
Anonymous Bitch said:

That's so nice, AGHM.

Jan 3 at 11:36am
Rudolph's SCRAM bracelet
Rudolph's SCRAM bracelet said:

Thank you, hos! AB, it would be kind of meta for The Stamp to get The Stamp - one begets the other. It would be like Rachel getting The Rachel, except it wasn't The Rachel before Rachel had it, so the logic gets a bit circular.

Jan 3 at 11:37am
Slutty Gay Friend
Slutty Gay Friend said:

jen, i am loving the new stamp!

Jan 3 at 11:38am
Anonymous Bitch said:

Jen, cosmic! :)

Jan 3 at 11:40am
Slutty Gay Friend
Slutty Gay Friend said:

see you later, handsome!

Jan 3 at 11:40am
Team Wig
Team Wig said:

AB, LMAO! That's exactly right! A broken toilet would be much more appropriate! It matches the relationship!

Jan 3 at 11:40am
Goat Bitch's Tears
Goat Bitch's Tears said:

AG, you scared the shit out of me! I saw all the capital letters and feared the worst! LMFAO!

Jan 3 at 11:42am
Goat Bitch's Tears
Goat Bitch's Tears said:

Jen, two big thumbs up to your new stamp!

Jan 3 at 11:42am
Anonymous Bitch said:

I have really, really started to wonder about the loons and their obsession with Jen's lady parts. Jen is going to have to start charging them rent.

Jan 3 at 11:43am
Red Moon Girl
Red Moon Girl said:

This post is genius! I can't wait for Capsie to show up and have a meltdown! 911! 911! HELP ME! HELP ME!

Jan 3 at 11:44am
Goat Bitch's Tears
Goat Bitch's Tears said:

I hope she charges them an arm and a leg, AB! :)

Jan 3 at 11:45am
Anonymous Bitch said:

TW, it does! Really with all the people marauding through their house, I imagine they frequently have the broken toilet experience.

Jan 3 at 11:46am
Slutty Gay Friend
Slutty Gay Friend said:

lmao, red moon girl! that was an epic meltdown!

Jan 3 at 11:47am
Rudolph's SCRAM bracelet
Rudolph's SCRAM bracelet said:

Thanks, Chris! As always, your gorgeous work is on it :) AB, rent it is! Or are they occupying my lady parts like Wall Street? They are the 99% - because they're 99 times the size of normal people.

Jan 3 at 11:48am
Anonymous Bitch said:

GBT, and that's a bargin! Loons are so weird.

Jan 3 at 11:48am
Anonymous Bitch said:

Jen, they are 99% of so many things... maybe you could print diet tips on your panties? Instead of Days of the Week. Diet tips, hygiene tips, mental health tips...

Jan 3 at 11:53am
Baba Yaga's Brittle Bones
Baba Yaga's Brittle Bones said:

LMAO! AG, that was so good! I think the loons either want Jennifer Aniston sexually or they want to be her!

Jan 3 at 11:55am
Scottish Ho
Scottish Ho said:

RMG, that is one of my favorite loon moments ever! Capsie losing it and screaming 911! Good times!

Jan 3 at 11:55am
Scottish Ho
Scottish Ho said:

Jen, I'm loving it! Give yourself the stamp!

Jan 3 at 11:55am
Rudolph's SCRAM bracelet
Rudolph's SCRAM bracelet said:

. . . phone numbers that do not include 911 . . .

Jan 3 at 11:57am
Anonymous Bitch said:

HEY FREAK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S OBSESSED WITH ME!! WISHFUL THINKING ON YOUR PART!!!

Jan 3 at 11:58am

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