Baba Yaga Got Goat Bitch A Waterfall
SINCE I HAVE RUN OUT OF BRIGHT IDEAS THIS MORNING, I THOUGHT I WOULD GO AHEAD AND CHANNEL CAPSIE FOR THE DURATION OF THIS POST. AFTER ALL, IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN YELLING ABOUT HENS AND OVARIES AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS? WELL, IF THERE IS, I HAVE YET TO FIND IT!
SO LISTEN UP, ALL YOU BARREN HAGS! THIS CHRISTMAS, MY ANGIE DECIDED TO GIFT BRAD WITH HIS VERY OWN WATERFALL IN CALIFORNIA! OH MY GOD! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I BET THEY HAD LOTS OF HOT SEX THAT NIGHT! OH MY GOD! I AM AS MOIST AS A SNACK CAKE JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!
MEANWHILE, ANUSTAIN TOOK HER MIDGET TO THE CIRCUS AND GOT HIM AN ACTING JOB! HA! I CRACK MYSELF UP! GOD, I HATE BABY JANE SO MUCH! FOR SOME REASON, I CAN NEVER GET HER BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HAIR OUT OF MY HEAD. EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES, I SEE HER PERKY BREASTS AND FIRM BOTTOM DANCING IN FRONT OF ME. WHY? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME? WHY AM I HAVING THESE INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS? I HATE HER AND YET, I LONG TO KISS THOSE SOFT LIPS AND WHISPER SWEET WORDS INTO THOSE DELICATE SEASHELL EARS.
NO! NO! I CAN'T BE HAVING THOSE THOUGHTS! THEY ARE UNCLEAN! STUFF THEM DOWN! STUFF THEM DOWN! BURY THEM UNDERNEATH COOKIES AND CANDY AND ASSORTED PIES! GODDAMN YOU, HAGISTON! JUST FOR THAT, I'M GONNA VISIT YOUR I.M.D.B. PAGE AND CALL YOU A LEATHER-FACE TROLLOP UNTIL MY GIRL ERECTION GOES DOWN!
PS: GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS! SHILOH LOOKS JUST LIKE HER DADDY! VIVIENNE IS SUCH A LITTLE LADY! ANGIE IS SO HUMBLE AND KIND! POPPA PITT IS SO SEXY! WHY CAN’T I FIT THROUGH THE DOOR ANYMORE?
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Hahahahahahaha ! Even sick and "out and bright ideas", you're still the funniest, AG ! That post cracked me up ^____^
Jan 3 at 11:08amThat was an awesome Capsie impersonation, au fait :)
Jan 3 at 11:09amBuahahahahahahahahahaha! Cracking up!
Jan 3 at 11:14amlmao, twin! You got it right - you didn't even offer Pammykins any holiday salutations!
Jan 3 at 11:14amAG, I think I just crapped my diaper! Jen, exactly! No holiday greetings! Poor Pammykins!
Jan 3 at 11:19am(Applause) wonderful job. :)
Now... (summons priests and nutritionists), the exorcism. Don't worry, AG... this shouldn't take more than a minute.
Jan 3 at 11:20amLMAO, Greek Girl! That was dead-on! I love the "I'm as moist as a snack cake" line!
Jan 3 at 11:22amExcellent, AB :)
Jan 3 at 11:22amYes, at first I was afraid...so many capital letters ! I wondered what was going on :)
AB, an exorcism is right! :)
Jan 3 at 11:22amHey, bonjour, AGHM ! How are you ?
Jan 3 at 11:22amFrench Knight, I was scared too! I thought Capsie had hacked the blog!
Jan 3 at 11:23amI'm good, my friend! How are you doing?
Jan 3 at 11:23amholy shit! i was worried for a minute there!
Jan 3 at 11:25amhandsome and aghm, lmao! i had the same thoughts!
Jan 3 at 11:25amFine, fine,mon cher...always prospecting for a new job. It takes time but I will succeed, I know it. I'm always optimistic :)
Jan 3 at 11:27amAh, SGF...great minds think alike :)
Jan 3 at 11:27amIn fact this post is so classy, it gets the all-new 2012 Stamp! Behold!
http://i41.tinypic.com/11bjg93.jpg
Jan 3 at 11:28amHahahahahaha! I always suspected Capsie was secretly in love with Jen! :)
Jan 3 at 11:29amThat is a beautiful new stamp, Jen ! Magnifique !
Jan 3 at 11:29amAG, my stomach is literally cramping! That was so awesome! By the way, I can't believe this bitch got the goat a waterfall! She's probably planning to drown him.
Jan 3 at 11:30amJen, hahahahahaha! I love your new stamp!
Jan 3 at 11:30amHNY, AGHM... didn't see you yesterday.
OF and TFK, fortunately the priests have been successful! AG is not longer possessed! Good thing, otherwise, SGF would have to wrestle cheetos away from her later and he already had that time scheduled for wrestling the AV off the floor lamp before nightfall!
Jan 3 at 11:31amJen, can The Stamp get The Stamp?
Jan 3 at 11:33amLate here, I have to leave. I'll try to come back before sleep as usual.
Jan 3 at 11:33amIn the meantime, have a nice afternoon/evening, mes amis !
Handsome Devil, I am really rooting for you! I'm glad you're optimistic! You'll get there!
Jan 3 at 11:34amHappy New Year, AB! I hope you have a great 2012 filled with lots of creative bursts!
Jan 3 at 11:34amJen, that is beautiful! You get my approval!
Jan 3 at 11:34amSee you later, my friend! I might have to leave in a minute too, but I'll stick around as long as I can!
Jan 3 at 11:35amTW, omg... I thought the same thing...
One article said GB had dreamed of a house filled with the sound of running water. A broken toilet or a faucet left running would accomplish the same thing. With less chance of, um, mishaps.
Jan 3 at 11:35amThat's so nice, AGHM.
Jan 3 at 11:36amThank you, hos! AB, it would be kind of meta for The Stamp to get The Stamp - one begets the other. It would be like Rachel getting The Rachel, except it wasn't The Rachel before Rachel had it, so the logic gets a bit circular.
Jan 3 at 11:37amjen, i am loving the new stamp!
Jan 3 at 11:38amJen, cosmic! :)
Jan 3 at 11:40amsee you later, handsome!
Jan 3 at 11:40amAB, LMAO! That's exactly right! A broken toilet would be much more appropriate! It matches the relationship!
Jan 3 at 11:40amAG, you scared the shit out of me! I saw all the capital letters and feared the worst! LMFAO!
Jan 3 at 11:42amJen, two big thumbs up to your new stamp!
Jan 3 at 11:42amI have really, really started to wonder about the loons and their obsession with Jen's lady parts. Jen is going to have to start charging them rent.
Jan 3 at 11:43amThis post is genius! I can't wait for Capsie to show up and have a meltdown! 911! 911! HELP ME! HELP ME!
Jan 3 at 11:44amI hope she charges them an arm and a leg, AB! :)
Jan 3 at 11:45amTW, it does! Really with all the people marauding through their house, I imagine they frequently have the broken toilet experience.
Jan 3 at 11:46amlmao, red moon girl! that was an epic meltdown!
Jan 3 at 11:47amThanks, Chris! As always, your gorgeous work is on it :) AB, rent it is! Or are they occupying my lady parts like Wall Street? They are the 99% - because they're 99 times the size of normal people.
Jan 3 at 11:48amGBT, and that's a bargin! Loons are so weird.
Jan 3 at 11:48amJen, they are 99% of so many things... maybe you could print diet tips on your panties? Instead of Days of the Week. Diet tips, hygiene tips, mental health tips...
Jan 3 at 11:53amLMAO! AG, that was so good! I think the loons either want Jennifer Aniston sexually or they want to be her!
Jan 3 at 11:55amRMG, that is one of my favorite loon moments ever! Capsie losing it and screaming 911! Good times!
Jan 3 at 11:55amJen, I'm loving it! Give yourself the stamp!
Jan 3 at 11:55am. . . phone numbers that do not include 911 . . .
Jan 3 at 11:57amHEY FREAK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S OBSESSED WITH ME!! WISHFUL THINKING ON YOUR PART!!!
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