Your Daily LUSCIOUS!

Good morning, my expensive hos! I know that I’m supposed to be taking a break from the blog this week, but I couldn’t let this day go by without wishing Luscious Lynn a very happy birthday! Luscious and I have an amazing friendship and she is always there to check up on me and make me laugh. Literally. Luscious will go out of her way to make me giggle, no matter how much schoolwork she has to do. That is what friendship is all about, which is why I am going to make her giggle by putting up two decadent GloZell videos!

Capsie, do you see what I’ve been trying to tell you about the meaning of friendship? Simply because there are flies buzzing around your ass doesn’t mean that the flies love you! When was the last time a fly ever told you a joke? What? The flies always tell you jokes? I see. The flies talk to you on a regular basis? Uh-huh. Oh, the flies told you that you need to track down all the Jen Hags and shoot them with a sawed-off shotgun? Okay, Capsie. That’s enough now. I’m not a psychiatrist but I think you need high doses of anti-psychotic medication and some bug repellant. You’re so welcome. Change your underwear.

Happy Birthday, Luscious! I hope your day is filled with class and decadence!

Lots of Love,
The Greek Girl

PS: AB, you are so freaking adorable! Keep entertaining the hos with your hysterical comments! And thank you for the bunny!

PPS: Twin, the vagina doesn’t seem to be coming to terms with Walter’s impending move to New York. Please lock your doors tonight and sleep with a baseball bat under your bed. I have the sinking feeling that she might try to sneak into your apartment and run away with him in the middle of the night. Yes, she has a soft spot for feisty pussies.

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Comments:

The French Knight
The French Knight said:

A very Happy Birthday to you, ma chère Pulpeuse Lynn. I'm wishing you all the best and I hope you'll have a wonderful day.
Hugs and kisses, Lady Lynn. And once again, Joyeux Anniversaire !

Feb 13 at 7:54am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

Et quant à toi, AG, j'espère que tu vas bien en ce moment, mon amie. Je t'embrasse très fort ! Gros bisoux !

Feb 13 at 7:55am
Team Wig
Team Wig said:

Luscious, Happy Birthday! I hope you drink lots of vodka and have a decadent time! :)

Good morning, hos! Good morning, AG!

Feb 13 at 8:00am
Anonymous Bitch said:

Happy BD, LL!

AG, (curtsy). I am glad you like my little stories. :) I am pleased you like the bunny.

All of the bunnies voted and decided to send a representative to assist you. Bunnies are so thoughtful. They considered a live representative, but out of consideration for your busy schedule... they turned to their friends in the legions of stuffed animals and found a worthy bunny volunteer.

Buster has spoken to the horses, but they realize they are large and expensive. However, if Baba Yaga decides to chase you following an interview, and a horse runs up--jump on! It won't be Buster (still afraid of BY), but it will be a swift and mighty horse that is ticked off that Baba Yaga traumatized poor Buster.

Feb 13 at 8:00am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

Ans of course bonjour to all my fellow hos. A nice day/evening to all of you :)

Feb 13 at 8:03am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

*and

Feb 13 at 8:03am
Scottish Ho
Scottish Ho said:

Happy birthday, Luscious Lynn!

Feb 13 at 8:08am
Scottish Ho
Scottish Ho said:

Hello to all my fellow hos! ((((Hugs))))

Feb 13 at 8:09am
Scottish Ho
Scottish Ho said:

Where are FA and Angry Aussie? Australia is pushing for gay marriage. Wonderful news!

http://news.yahoo.com/gay-marriage-push-australia-065216690.html

Feb 13 at 8:10am
Anonymous Bitch said:

Hi TFK, TW, SH, all other decadent hos!

These videos are really funny. I did LOL for reals.

Feb 13 at 8:12am
Team Wig
Team Wig said:

Hi, AB! Great to see you! The Glozell videos are always expensive!

Feb 13 at 8:15am
Casper
Casper said:

Happy Birthday, Luscious!

Feb 13 at 8:18am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

Happy Birthday, Luscious! I hope lots of people make thinly-veiled references about your lady bits! You're a sweetie!

Feb 13 at 8:19am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

Good morning, expensive hos!

Feb 13 at 8:20am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

Scottish Ho, that is indeed wonderful news!

Feb 13 at 8:20am
Slutty Gay Friend
Slutty Gay Friend said:

happy birthday, luscious! one of these days i need to take you out for a drink and some whore dancing!

Feb 13 at 8:21am
Slutty Gay Friend
Slutty Gay Friend said:

handsome! *snuggles with my knight*

Feb 13 at 8:21am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

Oh, yes ! Long time since our last cuddle, chéri. *spoons SGF très tightly*

Feb 13 at 8:23am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

Grezat news, indeed, Scottish Ho. I don't think it will happen in France, but I'm glad for the Aussies !

Feb 13 at 8:24am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

Grezat ? Sacrebleu !
I meant GREAT of course !

Feb 13 at 8:25am
Red Moon Girl
Red Moon Girl said:

A very happy birthday to Luscious Lynn!

Feb 13 at 8:26am
Slutty Gay Friend
Slutty Gay Friend said:

you're such a good cuddler, handsome! *snuggles you more*

Feb 13 at 8:27am
Slutty Gay Friend
Slutty Gay Friend said:

hey, scottish ho! that's great news! i hope it passes in australia!

Feb 13 at 8:28am
Greek Girl's Future Wife
Greek Girl's Future Wife said:

Luscious, have a terrific birthday! Don't leave the AV alone with your drink because she'll slip you a date rape drug!

Feb 13 at 8:29am
Greek Girl's Future Wife
Greek Girl's Future Wife said:

AG, this week is gonna suck without you! Good morning, hos!

Feb 13 at 8:30am
Anonymous Bitch said:

I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT THE JENHAGS BUT I MIGHT SHOOT YOU FREAK!!!

Feb 13 at 8:31am
Slutty Gay Friend
Slutty Gay Friend said:

capsie, that's a great way to start the day. with a death threat!

Feb 13 at 8:31am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

Tank Ass! *Smacks you with my handbag* Not in the mood for you today! Behave yourself!

Feb 13 at 8:32am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

A death threat under a birthday post. Typical loon behavior ! Va te faire foutre, Capsie.

Feb 13 at 8:33am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

Thank you, my dear SGF *snuggles you avec passion*

Feb 13 at 8:33am
AG's Hetero Male
AG's Hetero Male said:

Luscious Buddy, it's your birthday today? I need to send you a vodka gift basket! Happy Birthday!

Feb 13 at 8:35am
AG's Hetero Male
AG's Hetero Male said:

Capsie, va te faire foutre!

Feb 13 at 8:35am
Goat Bitch's Tears
Goat Bitch's Tears said:

A very happy birthday to our Luscious Lynn!

Feb 13 at 8:37am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

YES, AGHM ! And you can add GROSSE CONNE :)

Feb 13 at 8:37am
Goat Bitch's Tears
Goat Bitch's Tears said:

Capsie, please! Va te faire foutre! Go fuck yourself!

Feb 13 at 8:38am
AG's Hetero Male
AG's Hetero Male said:

Handsome, you crack me up! I love learning French words from you! I'm picking them up fast!

Feb 13 at 8:39am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

Yes, a little french touch in everything. Très classy :)

Feb 13 at 8:39am
AG's Hetero Male
AG's Hetero Male said:

GBT, exactly!

Feb 13 at 8:39am
Anonymous Bitch said:

Happy birthday, Luscious!

- Team AG

Feb 13 at 8:40am
Baba Yaga's Brittle Bones
Baba Yaga's Brittle Bones said:

A very happy birthday to you, Luscious!

Feb 13 at 8:41am
Rush
Rush said:

Happy birthday!

Feb 13 at 8:43am
I Came For The Vodka
I Came For The Vodka said:

"Hahahahaha....Oh, she's British...I mean.....hohohohohohoh"

Wasn't expecting that. Cracked the f*ck up. Glozell is always expensive. And she seems to have given herself a makeover to be expensiver!

And Happy Birthday to you Luscious!

Feb 13 at 8:54am
Becca_Mesecher
Becca_Mesecher said:

Happy birthday, Lynn!!!

Feb 13 at 9:22am
Falling_Angel
Falling_Angel said:

Happy Birthday Luscious!
Happy Valentines Day from Australia, Hos! hope you are all feeling as wonderfully full of love as I am.
As for the gay marriage bill.... Yes, its being put to a conscience vote but I am afraid to report that the chances of it passing are very low, even though something like 60% or more of Aussies want it to.

Feb 13 at 10:37am
Falling_Angel
Falling_Angel said:

Oh and Capsie: fuck you. No wait, thats a nightmare. fuck off.

Feb 13 at 10:40am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

Hahahaha...that is really nightmare material, mon ange. Don't put that kind of image in your mind :)

Feb 13 at 11:07am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

And for the bill, that's too bad but it happened in France too. Most of the population is for but in the end, it is all in the hands of the politicians...

Feb 13 at 11:08am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

Mmm...I think I used a translated french expression. I meant that alas, it is always for the politicians to decide...not the people...
sometimes I'm losing my english :)

Feb 13 at 11:20am
LusciousLynn
LusciousLynn said:

This is so wonderful! Thank you so much, Pookie! And thank you for all the well wishes, hos! You guys are the best!

Feb 13 at 11:42am
LusciousLynn
LusciousLynn said:

And Capsie, as the birthday girl, I have something to say to you: Fuck off you fat, fucking bitch. There's a reason your husband left you and trust me when I say it has everything to do with you being a stupid, ugly cunt.

Feb 13 at 11:43am

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