Your Daily LUSCIOUS!
Good morning, my expensive hos! I know that I’m supposed to be taking a break from the blog this week, but I couldn’t let this day go by without wishing Luscious Lynn a very happy birthday! Luscious and I have an amazing friendship and she is always there to check up on me and make me laugh. Literally. Luscious will go out of her way to make me giggle, no matter how much schoolwork she has to do. That is what friendship is all about, which is why I am going to make her giggle by putting up two decadent GloZell videos!
Capsie, do you see what I’ve been trying to tell you about the meaning of friendship? Simply because there are flies buzzing around your ass doesn’t mean that the flies love you! When was the last time a fly ever told you a joke? What? The flies always tell you jokes? I see. The flies talk to you on a regular basis? Uh-huh. Oh, the flies told you that you need to track down all the Jen Hags and shoot them with a sawed-off shotgun? Okay, Capsie. That’s enough now. I’m not a psychiatrist but I think you need high doses of anti-psychotic medication and some bug repellant. You’re so welcome. Change your underwear.
Happy Birthday, Luscious! I hope your day is filled with class and decadence!
Lots of Love,
The Greek Girl
PS: AB, you are so freaking adorable! Keep entertaining the hos with your hysterical comments! And thank you for the bunny!
PPS: Twin, the vagina doesn’t seem to be coming to terms with Walter’s impending move to New York. Please lock your doors tonight and sleep with a baseball bat under your bed. I have the sinking feeling that she might try to sneak into your apartment and run away with him in the middle of the night. Yes, she has a soft spot for feisty pussies.