Clitty Litter Of The Day: Helena Bonham Carter

Clitty Litter Of The Day: Helena Bonham Carter

The lovely and talented Helena Bonham Carter is brought to you today by our very decadent Becca! And because Becca is so decadent, she has dedicated this post to our lovely Falling Angel! So expensive of you, Becca! So expensive! If you were a hooker in one of the vagina’s brothels, your clients would have to pass a credit check before they were allowed to see you! Sadly enough, I wish I could say the same for the vagina. The last time I checked, she was selling herself for two dollars and a coupon to Burger King.

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Comments:

AG's Gay Male
AG's Gay Male said:

LMAO! The AV has raised her price! She used to be a two-cent hooker! Good for her!

Mar 20 at 7:34am
AG's Gay Male
AG's Gay Male said:

And Greek Girl, so good to see new posts today! Missed you tons!

Mar 20 at 7:34am
Goat Bitch's Tears
Goat Bitch's Tears said:

Very talented actress! Good choice, Becca! AG, soooo good to see the blog updated!

Mar 20 at 7:37am
Goat Bitch's Tears
Goat Bitch's Tears said:

AGGM, the AV used to be a penny hooker then she raised her price to two cents! Good to see her charging $2.00!

Mar 20 at 7:37am
Goat Bitch's Tears
Goat Bitch's Tears said:

If she keeps this up, bitch will literally be expensive!

Mar 20 at 7:38am
Team Wig
Team Wig said:

HURRAH! NEW POSTS! Sorry for the scare, everyone! It's only me. Not Capsie!

Mar 20 at 7:40am
Team Wig
Team Wig said:

GBT and AGGM, I have missed the AV! I'm getting a coupon to Burger King just so I can invite her over to my house and get her drunk on paint thinner! Bitch is entertaining!

Mar 20 at 7:41am
Casper
Casper said:

Buahahahahahahahahaha! Hi, AG! Hi, hos!

Mar 20 at 7:43am
Slutty Gay Friend
Slutty Gay Friend said:

the vagina should be charging close to ten dollars! bitch is selling herself short!

Mar 20 at 7:45am
Slutty Gay Friend
Slutty Gay Friend said:

which is ironic considering that she's two inches tall!

Mar 20 at 7:45am
AG's Gay Male
AG's Gay Male said:

Hi, Casper!

GBT and TW, I'm sure the AV has a lesson plan on how to properly charge for services. $2.00 seems about right for a drunken roll in the hay!

Mar 20 at 7:47am
Rush
Rush said:

So very happy to have new posts to read and laugh over! Helena is a great actress too! Thanks for the laugh AG!

Mar 20 at 7:49am
Slutty Gay Friend
Slutty Gay Friend said:

hi, casper! hi, hos! missed you all so much!

Mar 20 at 7:50am
Slutty Gay Friend
Slutty Gay Friend said:

aggm, i've had drunken rolls in the hay for free, so you're right!

Mar 20 at 7:50am
Red Moon Girl
Red Moon Girl said:

AG! You posted! This just made my morning!

Mar 20 at 7:51am
Baba Yaga's Brittle Bones
Baba Yaga's Brittle Bones said:

LMAO, Greek Girl! The vagina has always been expensive!

Mar 20 at 7:57am
Baba Yaga's Brittle Bones
Baba Yaga's Brittle Bones said:

And love Helena Bonham Carter! She's really talented!

Mar 20 at 7:57am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

Very talented actress and also very beautiful!

Mar 20 at 8:18am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

Vagina, I will be contacting you after my husband passes away. I could use your services!

Mar 20 at 8:18am
I Came For The Vodka
I Came For The Vodka said:

Corpse Bride!

Mar 20 at 8:26am
Anonymous Bitch said:

TIRED OLD ANGIE WANNABE!!!

Mar 20 at 8:28am
I Came For The Vodka
I Came For The Vodka said:

Please, loon, Helena is the original!

Mar 20 at 8:28am
I Came For The Vodka
I Came For The Vodka said:

But in regards to Corpse Bride and Jolie....well, you're half right. Except she won't ever be a bride.

Mar 20 at 8:29am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

Are you kidding, Capsie? Shut the fuck up!

Mar 20 at 8:29am
AG's Gay Male
AG's Gay Male said:

Capsie, you're really messed up!

Mar 20 at 8:51am
The French Knight
The French Knight said:

Love her. Very talented actress, she always does great movie choices.

Mar 20 at 9:11am
Falling_Angel
Falling_Angel said:

Go away loony head. I'm not in the mood. Mmmmm Helena. Thanks Becca. You know how much I love older women :P

Mar 20 at 12:34pm
The Angry Aussie
The Angry Aussie said:

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Also, I'd pay $2.50 for the vagina! Heeeeeeere vagina, I got a bottle of vodka with your name on it!

Mar 20 at 2:14pm
Inappropriate Ex-Nun
Inappropriate Ex-Nun said:

Love Helena Bonham-Carter! And lovely choice of photos - she looks beautiful.

Glad to see you're back, AG!

Mar 20 at 5:49pm
Anonymous Bitch said:

Did Caps just call Helena Bonham Carter a "tired old Angie wannabe"? I need to determine exactly who has gone insane, me for reading it or her for writing it. My money is on her (not my literal money, stop clipping Cheetos coupons Caps, I'm not about to pay you for your crazy).

Yay, Helena.

Mar 20 at 8:37pm
Ducky Skade
Ducky Skade said:

Am I a bad person for not getting the appeal of Helena? I've tried, but she's one of the women that I just don't get. My bad.

Mar 20 at 11:21pm

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