Man Candy Of The Day: Aiden Turner
I have no earthly idea who Aiden Turner is, but I must admit that he is one of the most beautiful men I have ever seen. If I were a gay man, I would be bent over the kitchen counter right now with my lace panties around my ankles. I would also be rubbing cocoa butter into my anus but that’s another story for another day. And considering that this story involves my anus, I am going to do the right thing and save that shit for Halloween. Remember that, my expensive hos! I owe you a frightening anus story on Halloween! Yeah. Please be kind to yourselves and forget that I ever mentioned this.