AG's Gay Male

Background: I am fancier than one of Goat Bitch’s petticoats! Not as fancy as his teacups though!
Gender: Male
Location: Where the sprites and fairies dwell!
Astrological Sign: Aquarius
Favorite Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, Mambo Italiano, The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Beauty and the Beast, Moulin Rouge, Mulan
Favorite Music: Full Frontal, Queen, Mint Royale, Cyndi Lauper, Touch & Go, The Chemical Brothers, Mandalay, Delerium, Sneaker Pimps, Underworld, My Chemical Romance, Ace of Base, Pink Floyd, Sister-Queen
Pet Peeves: Loons!
You just woke up in bed next to the Angry Vagina and you are not wearing any panties. What do you do?: Slip on my whore panties and bring her vodka in bed!
Favorite Quote: “I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal! Food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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